The most useful issue ever
Here are some other things you can use this newspaper for, once you're done reading it of course:
• Streak-free window cleaner
• Wrapping paper
• Papier maché
• Make a seedling pot
• Make a hat
• Insulation
• Fish and chips wrap
• Kindling
• Make a kite
• Packing fragile items
• Dry wet shoes by leaving wadded balls of newspaper in them overnight
• Stuff under doors to stop cold air from coming in
• Balance out a tippy table
• Wrap around green tomatoes to ripen them
• Use as a fan
• Line pet cages
• Unscrew a broken light bulbs
• Add to compost to control odor
• Use as traction for tires in winter
In the late 1960s when violence at soccer matches was getting out of control, police started to confiscate things that could be used as weapons. Undeterred, fans began to bring in newspapers in Millwall Bricks – thick, rolled up wads of newspapers used as bludgeons. Here's how you can make your own Millwall Brick, but please don't:
• Start with an old edition of the Eyeopener
• Take out three or five sheets and lay them flat on the ground, for extra weight, wet the papers down first
• Twist the sheets together as tightly as possible into a hard tube
• Fold the tube in half
• Blunt the folded end
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